Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
give me ya money lil nigga
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
why do people draw the sun with sunglasses
how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
he has to protect his eyes from ur face