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Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
(via laughcentre)
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
(Source: fathersollux, via rnushu)
heck ya im a gamer girl i play solitaire like once a week
(via dietchola)
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
- rapist: hey im gonna rape u
- girl: swiper no swiping
- rapist: damn it
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
(via jillaryclinton)
why do people draw the sun with sunglasses
how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
he has to protect his eyes from ur face
(via vanillish)
reasons to date me:
- please
